clarity

Lemme clarify a little bit of what some of you have interpreted my freight-train-of-thought major de-railment that not even I can follow sometimes...

I am NOT pregnant.

And I can prove it.... to those who need a little extra proof.

Lucy says to me this morning,"Mom, we have 2 coupons."
Me: We do sis? Okay.
Lucy: Mom we have blue and green coupons.
Me: What are you talking about doll?
Lucy: We have 2 boxes of coupons.
Me: Baby doll, show me what you are talking about.
Lucy: Opens the bathroom cabinet and points to the coupons.

SEE.... I told you I am NOT pregnant.
Cause we have
LOTS of
COUPONS.